September 22, 2006

Mi Negra è mobile

Katy says: One of the main quibbles I have with the “Mi Negra” scheme that Manuel Rosales is proposing (see Quico’s interesting posts on the subject here and here ) has to do with a very un-sexy topic: volatility.

Volatility is just a fancy term for the tendency of Latin American economies to go through repeated boom and bust cycles, with GDP tracking cyclical raw material prices. Volatile economies have volatile inflation rates, and more common currency and banking crises. If all this sounds like the story of your family’s checking account, that’s because Venezuela is an extremely volatile economy.

The problem is that, with Mi Negra, the shocks that originate in international oil markets would be democratised - passed from the trading floors of London and New York straight through to Venezuela's poor households. Is this really a good idea?

A bit of economics
This graph is from a working paper by Anoop Singh of the IMF. On the top, you see average GDP growth by region.


As you can see, Latin America lags other regions in terms of GDP growth. The bottom part shows the standard deviation of growth, in other words, volatility. Not only is Latin America the most volatile of the four regions compared, but also the periods where volatility has been the highest coincide with periods where growth has been the lowest.

The intuition linking high volatility to low growth is straightforward. More volatile economies face more uncertainty, and when uncertainty is high, so is risk. High risk makes financing more difficult and expensive to obtain. And when financing becomes more expensive and scarce, investment lags. Which provides the link to growth: economies that don’t invest enough - on roads and schools, say, or to build factories or bring in new technology - see growth stall.

Much of the volatility in Latin America comes from the ups and downs in government spending. Venezuela is a prime example: when oil prices are high, spending usually soars, and when they fall, down goes public spending with them.

It doesn't have to be that way. Governments have the financial tools at their disposal to help make their economies less volatile. Among them are institutionalised savings instruments like the long-forgotten FIEM. Governments also have access to foreign credit to help make it through low commodity price periods. The sheer financial muscle that governments have can help lessen the risks associated with resource-dependent economies.

But only if they pursue sound, counter-cyclical fiscal policies - which, more often than not, they don't.

Case in point: the current oil boom. With oil prices many times higher than what has been budgeted, the Chavez government is running a deficit this year, mostly because there's an election coming. One shudders to think what would happen if oil prices take a big tumble.

Color de hormiga
One would like to think Rosales has a better solution on offer. But Mi Negra not only doesn't address the problem of volatility, it could make things worse. By transferring a fixed amount of oil revenues directly to poor families, it buffers the government from a portion of oil-cycle volatility, and shifts the risk into the living rooms of poor Venezuelans.

Think about it: when oil prices are high, Venezuelan families would earn, say, 600,000 bolívars per month. If oil prices were to collapse, those same families could see their “Mi Negra” incomes drop to, say, 100,000 bolívars a month: an 83% drop in their income.

Try explaining that to Doña Juanita and Juan Bimba.

Unlike governments, poor families don't have access to the financial instruments or the know-how you need to deal with the risk of a volatile oil market. By bringing oil market volatility into Venezuelan barrio-dwellers' pocketbooks, Mi Negra could severely undermine its own political viability.

So far, nothing Rosales has said suggests they are even thinking about this problem. But they better start, if they want Mi Negra to be politically and financially sustainable in the medium term.

It's a difficult, but not impossible, task. For example, a fixed portion of Mi Negra incomes could be used to fund a real Stabilization Fund, one linked to medium-term oil price trends and designed to force families to save some of their Mi Negra income for bad times or for retirement. That, however, would mean less money up front for poor families, sort of like a big deduction in your paycheck. And we all kind of resent it when our paychecks come with huge deductions, don’t we?

Mi Negra is, in principle, a fine idea, and if implemented correctly it could truly revolutionize Venezuelan society and bring millions out of poverty. But it seems that by proposing an amount up front, they are putting the cart before the horse and setting themselves up for confusion and anger when, later on, they have to explain that the amounts will not be what they'd first trumpeted.

For sure, it's still early in the campaign, and I'm sure the Rosales camp will publish more details on Mi Negra in the coming weeks. As they draft those, they should realize that, if Mi Negra doesn't incorporate some mechanism to mitigate the oil market's inherent volatility, it could do more harm than good.

September 21, 2006

Selling guns to FARC? Moi?

A blast from the past: Vladimiro Montesinos, the one-time power-behind-the-Fujimori-throne in Perú, has been convicted to 20 years in jail for secretly selling 10,000 guns to Colombia's main communist guerrilla, FARC.

Montesinos, you may recall, spent the better part of a year hiding out in Venezuela directly after the Fujimori regime collapsed. With very evident high-level support, Montesinos was personally guarded by two DISIP (intelligence police) agents - Rolando and Otoniel Guevara, now in jail for the murder of Danilo Anderson. Their involvement in the Montesinos cover-up was flushed out by opposition journalist Patricia Poleo, who was later - bizarrely - accused of conspiring with them to murder Anderson. (If you find all this impossibly confusing, you are in, erm, ample company.)

The point? Put him in hands of independent investigators, and JVR's secret buddy - and, one can't help but suspect, role model - it turns out he was arming FARC. (Plus, remember, Montesinos was nominally right-wing.) So, when we fret that Venezuela's Kalashnikov purchases are going to end up in narcoguerrilla hands, are we paranoid, or merely realistic?

Would you hand over power to Satan?


Five years ago, when I started writing about Chávez's strategy to "demonize" his political enemies, I never imagined the guy would get literal on my ass.

But today, having seen Chávez take his remarkable ad hominem rant calling Bush, literally, "the devil", to the most public forum on the planet, we can only revisit longstanding questions about the Chavez's democratic bona fides.

Dissent is the work of the devil
I've always interpreted Chavez's highly personal attacks on his opponents (whether puntofijistas or gringo imperialists) as part of a broader strategy aimed at delegitimating dissent. His discourse implicitly rejects dissenter's right to vie for power.

Within Chavez's political imagination, the problem with those who disagree with him is not that they are wrong but that they are evil. This is why he has always replied to opposition arguments not with reasoned rebuttals but with personal attacks.

Because, when it comes down to it, I can have a debate with someone I disagree with. I can share the nation's public institutions with someone who is merely wrong. But I cannot allow pure evil a role in public life. I have a duty to stop it, by any means at my disposal.

Satan's minion
Now, Chavez has been very explicit in this election cycle. In his fantasy ideology, Manuel Rosales is just George W. Bush's stooge. It's not surprising that Chavez takes this line, since for years his standard operating procedure has been to blame any and every problem he, Venezuela, or the world has to the US, and to dismiss all who disagree with him as US stooges.

The new twist is that, having equated Bush with the devil, Chavez is now arguing that Rosales is, in effect, an agent of Satan. A purveyor of pure evil. Now, lets take this line of argument seriously for a moment, and work through its implications.

If you truly see the world in those terms, don't you have a duty to make absolutely sure that the devil does not get into power? Aren't you duty-bound to do whatever it takes to prevent that? Doesn't election fraud become a patriotic obligation if the alternative is to hand your nation's reins over to beelzebub?

Justified skepticism
Unless we dismiss Chavez's rhetoric as mere paja, we have to believe that Chavez sees stealing an election - if need be - as a kind of moral imperative. A dirty job, perhaps a sordid one, but certainly a much lesser evil than the alternative.

In the end, it's Chavez's caricaturish manicheanism that feeds opposition skepticism about whether the guy would ever hand over power if he lost an election. Such skepticism is neither paranoid nor unreasonable: it flows directly from the content of Chavez's discourse. It's the only reasonable conclusion you can come to if you take the guy seriously.

Because Chavez's radical repudiation of the legitimacy of disagreeing with him - shown, again, in JVR's tacit approval of violence against Rosales campaign events - is fundamentally incompatible with democratic alternation.

I can alternate in power with my opponents only if I see political differences as normal, as a result of human beings' natural tendency to have different views on any given subject. But I cannot alternate in power if I think that political differences are the result of the fact that I am good and my opponents are Satan spawn.

Which is why even those of us who are convinced that a debate about CNE's rectitude is futile can't help but think twice about it when we hear Chavez talk this way.

¿Quién es más golpista?

Recently, we've found that chavistas are shocked, shocked that somebody who has actually participated in a coup attempt might think he's fit to be president. Will wonders never cease?

Seriously, though, how do Rosales and Chávez stack up in the old coup-o-meter?


RosalesChávez
Signed a document to certify he attended a ceremony that went on to endorse a coup against an elected government.Spent over 10 years leading the planning, organization and promotion of a coup against an elected government.
Sat in an audience lending tacit support to a plan to shut down all of the nation's democratic institutions.Drafted a plan to shut down all of the nation's democratic institutions.
Apologized for his participation in a coup attempt.Repeatedly celebrates and brags about his participation in a coup attempt.
Was a bit player in a coup where the army took power without firing a shot.Organized and led a guns-a-blazin' putsch that left dozens dead.

September 20, 2006

10 million votes ... $600 million

Katy says: I thought this article from the Jamestown Foundation's Eurasia Group on the arms deals between Chávez and Russia was interesting. According to the author, the planes Chávez is buying are second-hand, overpriced and pretty useless; useless, that is, unless you're trying to buy your way into the UN Security Council and need cash to be re-elected in your own country at the same time.

What astounded me was the figure for the alleged kickbacks in this deal: $600 million is a lot of change.

Hinterlaces: Chávez 48% - Rosales 30%

Hinterlaces, the polling firm run by Caracas political oracle Oscar Schemel, has just released its beginning of September poll, showing Chávez falling below 50% for the first time, Rosales at 30%, and a large chunk of undecideds (20%.)

As always, given Schemel's methodology, Hinterlaces identifies a huge chunk of the electorate as "Ni Nis" - politically unalligned people who tend to have mixed feelings about Chávez but are highly critical of the opposition political class. Schemel places the group at a startling 46% of the electorate just 3 months before the vote.

How does Rosales win over this key group? By engineering his own
Sister Souljah moment, to symbolically distance himself from the oppo old guard. Thing is, that's hard to do when you've appointed Sister Souljah to your campaign command...

September 19, 2006

Can Mi Negra lead to sustained economic growth?

Yesterday, I dealt with some of the Social Policy questions raised by Rosales' proposal to hand out a debit card to millions of poor families in order to distribute oil rents. Today, I want to deal with some of the development economics of the proposal.

First off, lets be honest here: Mi Negra is basically about electoral politics, not about development strategy. Given the pressures of the moment, that's understandable. But the question still bears asking: Can Mi Negra help foster and sustain economic growth?

To answer that, it's important to get back to basics. Probably the most fundamental choice all economic actors make, day in and day out, is whether to consume now or to consume later. To spend or to save? That is the question...

There is good empirical evidence showing that countries that save more and consume less grow more quickly over the long term. As I've argued before, this is really a tautology: just a fancy way of saying that, on average, countries that choose to consume less now in order to consume more in the future actually do consume more in the future.

So, from a long term growth perspective, the most important question facing Mi Negra is what it will do to Venezuela's savings and investment rates. If Mi Negra leads to more saving and more investment, it will be a net asset to Venezuela's long term growth. If the bulk of the money handed out is consumed right away, it will not help the country grow faster in the long term.

Now, conventional wisdom has it that poor people in Venezuela can't afford to save: they're too economically pressed to favor a little more consumption later over a little less consumption now. Economists would say their "marginal propensity to consume" is very high. Which is neither surprising nor irrational. If I am hungry now, of course I would rather eat 1 arepa today than 1.06 arepas in a year's time.

But the story is more complicated than that. Part of the appeal of Mi Negra is that it would bring a huge mass of new customers into Venezuela's financial system. If you're going to issue people a debit card, you will also have to issue them bank accounts to deposit the money they are going to debit. Mi Negra would vastly expand the client base of Venezuela's banking system. Given that, if clients do nothing, the default option is for money to just accumulate in their accounts, their marginal propensity to consume may be lower under Mi Negra than is usually realized.

This is important because a healthy financial system is a key mechanism linking higher savings rates to faster growth. Economists have good evidence to show that financial deepening leads to faster growth.

But as some recent research indicates, Venezuela's financial sector has shrunk along with the rest of the economy in the last 30 years. Today, it's one of the smallest and weakest in the world relative to the size of the country's economy. UCLA researcher Matías Braun notes that, in Venezuela, "bank credit to the private sector amounts to just around 9% of GDP, ranking the country in position 132 out of the 157 countries where the figure is available for the 2000s." If Mi Negra helps to raise that number, it would brighten Venezuela's long-term growth prospects considerably.

So I think the picture is inconclusive. While handing out money to poor people may seem like an odd way of raising saving and investment rates, handing out bank accounts to poor people is an excellent way of doing so. Certainly, it's a far more promising option than the chavista method, which relies on handing out cash to political supporters without involving the financial sector at all.

Some people surrounding Rosales are already busy trying to include some sort of mandatory savings element into "Mi Negra." From a development strategy standpoint, this is all well and good because, hell, anything that reduces people's marginal propensity to consume is all well and good from a long term growth perspective. But, of course, any such proposal dilutes Mi Negra's vote-getting appeal: it's much harder to pander for votes with some abstract, hard-to-understand pledge that mandatory pension contributions will be made on your behalf than with promises of free money now.

September 18, 2006

Mi Negra: A good idea that's being oversold

Manuel Rosales has made two headline proposals during his campaign:
A-A pledge to pay the unemployed a minimum wage.

B-"Mi Negra" - a plan to issue lower and middle class people a debit card to distribute 30% of the nation's oil revenues directly into people's pockets, in payments that would range between Bs.600,000 and Bs.1 million per family per month.
One problem is that the relationship between the two pledges is murky - I for one have not seen a detailed proposal - so it's not so clear if the money for A is supposed to come from the same 30% of oil revenues that will fund B.

I have argued elsewhere that Pledge A is just absurd. I don't think I need to spend any more space on it here.

Mi Negra, however, is not absurd. In fact, conceptually, it's very appealing: it would break the petrostate model at the root, by transcending the oil-money-for-political-support quid pro quo that is the crux of petro-populism. Conceptually, I like it a lot.

My problem is that the proposal lacks detail, so I'm reduced to doing back of the envelope calculations to try to say something about its viability. What I find is that the only way Rosales can deliver payouts of Bs.600,000 - Bs.1 million per family is to leave millions of poor families out of the program. But any attempt to make Mi Negra highly selective would bring very serious problems of its own.

Tallying up Mi Negra
Granted, everything that follows depends, needless to say, on the assumptions you make. But a quick-and-dirty calculation of Mi Negra's viability might go like this:

Assume Venezuelan oil exports fetch $38/barrel, we export 2.2 million barrels per day, and production costs hover around $8/barrel. Then, 30% of export earnings works out to:

$30 per barrel x 2.2 million export barrels x 365 days x 0.3 = $7.2 billion/year

Now, consider that nearly everyone in Venezuela is either poor or near-poor. The per-capita figure, then, is:

$7.2 billion / 25 million = $289 per person per year.

Assuming a standard 5-person household, the per family per month pay out would be:

$289 x 5 people x 2,150 Bs:$ / 12 months = Bs.258,000 per family per month.

That's less than half the Bs.600,000 Rosales is touting as his bottom-of-the-range estimate. Even if you chose to limit payments to just half of Venezuela's families, you'd still come up short.

Even when oil prices are very high - like now - the numbers don't really seem to work.

In 2006, for instance, VenEconomy estimates that PDVSA's total fiscal contribution will come to Bs.80 trillion, a hefty $37.5 billion.

30% of $37.5 billion comes to $11.2 billion. So at a time of sky-high oil prices, the amount to be handed out via Mi Negra comes to:

$11.2 bn / 5 million families / 12 months x 2,150 Bs:$ = Bs.400,000 per household per month.

Which is still one third short of Rosales's pledge of Bs.600,000 minimum.

The Perils of Selectivity
Now, the obvious solution here is to introduce stricter selectivity, giving money out to the poorer half of the population only. Parts of Rosales' website suggest this is the plan. The sum would then be:

$11.2 bn / 2.5 million families / 12 months x 2,150 Bs:$ = Bs.800,000 per family per month.

Selectivity is an intuitively appealing solution, but one with serious practical problems. One is that, these days, the Venezuelan middle class is so small that excluding half the population means shutting millions of poor families out of the system.

A bigger problem is that the moment you introduce selectivity, you introduce perverse incentives.

Families with incomes just below the (by nature arbitrary) threshold would pocket the Mi Negra money and leapfrog ahead of families with incomes just above the threshold. The leapfrogged families will not take this sitting down.

They will have a strong (perverse) incentive to either hide their income from the authorities - easy, given the scale of the informal economy - or to work less so they qualify for Mi Negra. As more and more families do this, the average payout from the system would tend to fall.

What's more, it's easy to foresee that whatever government agency is charged with deciding who is above and who is below the Mi Negra threshold would have a strong tendency to become corrupt. The more selective the program is, the more bureaucrats you need to run it. And bureaucrats given discretion over decisions worth hundreds of dollars to millions of people are very well positioned to pocket a cut.

But isn't Rosales selling Mi Negra as the simple, non-bureaucratic alternative to oil rent redistribution?

In the worst case scenario, Mi Negra could come to be used as a new mechanism for Petrostate populism, where loyal Rosalistas get the subsidy and his opponents do not. And, well, cabra tira pa'l monte - given Rosales' roots in the AD petro-populist system, I don't think it's crazy to think Mi Negra could degenerate along those lines.

So selectivity is costly on a number of levels, and could end up subverting the whole point of the system.

I think Mi Negra is a laudable idea, but the devil is definitely in the detail. A less selective program would be far simpler and cleaner, but it would offer substantially less money to each recipient family. To make the program more generous you have to make it more selective, but then you create layers of perverse incentives and run the risk of creating a bureaucratic monster. Hard choices have to be made here - there is no magic bullet.

September 17, 2006

First Reasonably Reliable Poll: En el lugar de siempre y con la misma gente...

Well, finally some numbers. At the start of the campaign, it's Chavez 50%, Rosales 37%.

At least that is the headline figure for this Penn, Schoen & Berland poll conducted by DATOS for Rosales' campaign.

Methodological quibbles aside - and I have a few of those - the thing this poll finds is what I'd suspected all along: Rosales has the support of the traditional anti-Chavez block, and that's it. In fact, his 37% is basically not far from the 40% Salas Romer got in 1998, and the 37.5% Arias Cardenas got in 2000.

Rosales has a strategy to target class C and D voters; he understands he has to broaden his support beyond the antichavista heartland to have a fighting chance in December. It is early days, and his plan could imaginably work. But his decision to surround himself with as many visible heads of the oppo political class as he could find rather than making a symbolic break with them seems like an odd way of pandering to NiNis and Transactional Chavistas.

At this stage all I can say is, well, how does that song go?

Por eso aún estoy
en el lugar de siempre
en la misma ciudad
y con la misma gente...


So what do I make of all this?

Note to the Rosales campaign staff who - rumor has it - sometimes read CC: PLEASE prove me wrong.

I think Rosales' chances are not good. Having done the easy part - coalescing the Anyone But Chavez camp around him - he faces the much tougher job of pulling in the Politically Homeless Ni Ni-voters and the Transactional Chavistas who will decide the election. "Mi Negra" is clearly an attempt to do that - but can it work, if he ties himself so closely to an oppo establishment NiNis and Transactionals detest?

If he plays his populism right, I think Rosales could imaginably pull off an upset. Just imaginably. But only if he gets an awful lot of help from Chavez.

How? Well, if Chavez persists on centering his discourse on foreign affairs, keeps talking obsessively about his grand plans to save the human race, then it's possible that even a candidate with Rosales' limitations could win. His discourse, however artlessly delivered, is at least relevant to normal Venezuelans everyday problems - more and more, Chavez's is not.

Chavez's legendary knack for electioneering, his political sixth sense, would have to melt down comprehensibly under the weight of his own megalomania for this to happen, though. The guy has always been, at heart, a pragmatist, and I would be very surprised if he does not pull back from the brink and retreat to tried-and-true populist themes when it becomes clear that his internationalist agenda leaves most Venezuelans cold. That, together with the essentially-bottomless-barrel-of-cash at his disposal, should be enough to put him over the top.

The question, for the Nth time, is: just how crazy is Chavez? Loco es el que come mierda, they say. So is he? We shall find out...

September 15, 2006

The Poll War has begun

Well, the rumor-mongering about supposed poll numbers is only starting, and it's certain to gather pace in the coming weeks. Reports that a Datanalisis poll started ten days after Rosales was annointed oppo establishment candidate showed him trailing Chavez by over 40 points were quickly followed by this "report" claiming a Gallup poll found Rosales 30 points ahead of Chavez in poor areas of the center of the country. Frankly, if Gallup is polling in Venezuela these days that is news to me. Sounds fishy to me, though...

By now, these little information wars fought through impossibly contrasting poll numbers are almost a tradition in Venezuela. I will do what I can to bring my readers as-reliable-as-manageable numbers as quickly as possible, but I'm only human so...

September 14, 2006

New pictures in that other blog

Katy says: For those of you interested, I have a few more pics in the Chavez reelection blog.

Stop Him Before He Speechifies Again...

Well, I've been surfing YouTube for clips of Manuel Rosales campaigning. Basically, the guy seems to have two modes: soporific and hyperventilatory.

Here's an example of soporific:



Now, playing this clip, even those of you who don't understand Spanish will have no trouble grasping why his candidacy, erm, faces an uphill struggle..that tone! Those of you who do understand Spanish really owe it to yourselves to bajarse de esa nube.

In his more meditative mode, Rosales is as boring and vapid as politicians come. Somebody with a discourse that is at once this trite, this technocratic, this platitudinous, this abstract and, to top it all off, utterly devoid of emotional punch just cannot compete with a charismatic, cash-flush Chavez.

And then there's Rosales in rabble-rousing mode:



In this more engaged register, the guy is just a paleo-adeco, a kind of cro-magnon, a living fossil of the political culture Venezuelans overwhelmingly rejected when they voted for Chávez and continue to tell pollsters they reject today. The only connecting thread between the two Rosaleses is how utterly vapid, how ethereal his discourse is in both registers.

We are badly, badly off track if we think this guy can compete with Chávez, folks. Our only hope now is a highly unlikely revival of Rausseoism.

Three from Planet Guacharo

1-Much as I'm drawn to him, and even though he was trying to gently nudge Acción Democrática away from its abstentionist line, this picture of Rausseo getting all buddy-buddy with AD's (nominal) head honcho Henry Ramos Allup is a hard one to stomach. Whatever happened to triangulation?



2-CNE's design for December's tarjetón (ballot paper) tells you all you need to know about its outrageous partiality. Pro-Chávez parties monopolize the highly visible, easy-to-locate upper part of the ballot, while the main opposition parties are consigned to the nether-regions, below a constelation of no-name, 0.0002%-of-the-vote "parties." Rausseo gets the rawest deal of all - just about in the middle, a spot only a forensic investigator could find easily. Yuck.



3-And, just for good measure, chavista tax inspectors have suddenly discovered that Rausseo's theme park is up to no good, and ordered it closed, tossing out the 2,000 vacation makers who were enjoying a day out.

September 13, 2006

Storm coming?

Katy says: Some worrying economic items today:
  • Inflation is up, and may reach 20% by year's end. Finance Minister Merentes is saying that this is a consequence of excessive liquidity and of problems in food production, but that government spending has nothing to do with it. Yet today's El Nacional headline says that spending on Chavez's social programs, "misiones", is 8 times what was budgeted for them. Perhaps if the government allowed the Central Bank to operate more freely there wouldn't be so much money floating around. You can't take away most instruments of monetary or exchange-rate policy from the Central Bank and then wash your hands when inflation shoots up. O lavan, o prestan la batea... But the again, Mr. Merentes is not an economist, so what does he know?
  • Oil prices continue to fall, and in spite of Venezuela's constant plea to cut production quotas, OPEC decided to keep production steady. So, if according to chavistas, Chávez was responsible for the spike in oil prices, can we pin this drop on him too? I wonder why he's making oil prices fall?
  • London Mayor Ken something-or-other announcing that poor Venezuelan taxpayers will subsidize wealthy Londoners' transportation needs. In the words of Conservative Angie Bray of the London Assembly, "I'm sure the 35% of Venezuelans who struggle below the poverty line, many of them critically so, would be shocked at the cynical siphoning off of their main asset to provide one of the world's most prosperous cities with cheap oil. "
  • Brazilian experts seriously questioning the economic, technical and environmental feasability of the gas pipeline across South America. Among other things, they say that it is not certain that Venezuela has the amount of gas it claims to have, that Chávez's price is ridiculously low, that the pipeline would cost much more than what has been said so far, and that supplies would not be assured if Chávez were to leave office. They basically conclude that the project has progressed with more political and less technical objectives. Only one word comes to mind: duh!
  • Fedeindustria chief (and one of Chavez's favorite businessmen) Pérez Abad says sales from small and medium enterprises are down the latest quarter, perhaps the first sign of the forecasted slowdown in the Venezuelan economy in 2007. Something tells me the opposition will be blamed for this one when it finally materializes.

Is it just me...

...or do the words "Foreign Minister Nicolás Maduro" send a shiver through your spine?

Buried in this typically tropical/hallucinatory bit of reporting on Chávez's 911-was-an-inside-hit rant the other day, we find this gem:
Foreign Minister Nicolas Maduro raised the same theories in an earlier speech Tuesday, and called for an independent investigation.

I guess Maduro wants 911 to be independently investigated by Luisa Ortega Díaz...

September 11, 2006

It has finally happened

Katy says: When I asked people to send me pictures of ads for Chávez in government buildings or paid for by government entities, I promised myself that if I got three pictures, I would start a separate blog where I could store them. Well, today I got my third picture.

I've decided to start the Chávez re-election blog.

My goal is for this to be an unsophisticated blog, without many links or trinkets. It will simply be a place where I can put all the pictures I get and provide some context for them. I will not be posting much more than that, since I would rather continue abusing Quico's invitation to be a guest-blogger and post here. I will not be documenting newspaper ads showing the government's abuse, since Bruni is doing a marvelous job at that already.

And remember: pictures should be sent to me, at katycaracas at hotmail dot com. I guarantee strict confidentiality.

September 8, 2006

Our second picture


Katy says: A few weeks ago I asked the readers of this blog to begin forwarding pictures of electoral ads in government offices or buildings, just like this one. I want to thank the reader who sent me the above picture of an office inside the Labor Ministry in Western Venezuela.

As is clear, the Labor Ministry proudly shows a poster of Chavez with the electoral slogan "10 million", as in 10 million votes, a goal that has now been scaled down. Details on the reader or the exact location of the office shall remain, like the person in the photo, confidential.

I have not recieved any other pictures, but perhaps Hotmail's junk filter has been playing havoc with my CC email without me noticing. If any of you out there have any more pics, please resend them so I can duly post them. If I get enough of these, I will put them in a separate blog, one with only pictures. My address is katycaracas at hotmail dot com.

And kudos to our intrepid photographer!

Is this guy serious?

One last item to add to my Rosales-bashing spree. Looking at his headline proposal, I find it deeply ironic that the guy is being touted as the "serious" oppo candidate here. This is a guy who is running on a promise to give a minimum wage to everyone who is unemployed.

Have you stopped to think through how aggressively irresponsible that is, how impossibly unworkable?

Start with the reality that Venezuela's minimum wage is worth 90% of the average wage in the legal economy. Then realize that 90% of informal sector workers earn less than the minimum wage. Now, as a thought experiment - and this is destined to be no more than a thought experiment, cuz the proposal is so bizarre there's no chance anyone would actually try to implement it - imagine what might happen if you offer Venezuelans a minimum wage to just hang out.

Very obviously, nearly everyone in the informal sector will stop working, claim unemployment, and go rumbearse los reales. What's the point of working 14 hours-a-day, six or seven days a week when the government will pay you more to sit at home and watch telenovelas?

And there's more: the very large majority of Venezuela's legal workers who now earn the minimum wage or just barely above it - would reason in the same way. Working just wouldn't be worth the hassle to them.

So you'd end up with 95% of the country's labor force on unemployment benefits. A back-of-the-envelope calculation suggests oil prices would have to reach roughly umpteen-zillion-dollars per-barrel to sustain the fiscal commitment implied in all this.

The adverse incentives problem inherent in Rosales' proposal are so glaring that what I find remarkable is that serious economist types are lining up behind his candidacy. This is the "serious leader" we're told can redeem the anti-Chavez movement? Gimme a break.

By contrast, Rausseo's line about how "people who want the government to go around handing out cash shouldn't vote for me" makes him look like a paragon of fiscal responsibility. At first I thought it was just a cheap chavista zinger, but it's true: El Conde del Guacharo is the most serious candidate the opposition can come up with!

Don't get me wrong. I'm not above resorting to a bit of populist pandering when appropriate. But the scale of the irresponsibility in Rosales's big headline policy just beggars belief. To my mind, it casts serious doubt on the guy's overall judgment. How is he going to weasel away from this one if he manages to get elected somehow? Or - worse - is he out of it enough to think he can actually implement it?

Poll hunt...

The first reader to post results of a proper poll - whether leaked, borrowed or stolen - on how Rosales is doing wins a lollipop.

One reason to believe Rosales could do it...

Yesterday, I argued that Rosales's candidacy is doomed. I still think that. But it could be wrong. And here's one reason why:

Chavez has been an electoral juggernaut since 1998 largely because he's had his finger firmly on the pulse of the Venezuelan electorate all along, intuiting the dynamics that drive public opinion far better than his opponents. Arguably, though, that knack is starting to buckle under the accumulated weight of his megalomania.

For starters, the guy doesn't spend much more time in Venezuela than I do. His interests have shifted more and more to the international arena, which most of his poor supporters couldn't care less about. As Tal Cual pointed out yesterday, Chavez is now trying to tar Rosales as a US lackey, not an old regime holdover. But, of course, while most Venezuelans positively detest the old regime, they have moderate to positive views of the US.

All of which means Chavez may have decided to sling the wrong kind of mud at Rosales. Increasingly out of touch with the people who nominally support him, his support could turn out to be shallower than I figure.

Frankly, I can see the logic to this type of argument, but don't ultimately buy it. Why? Because Chavez still has a few billion dollars worth of oil revenue up his sleeve to patch up his problems with. And petropopulist spending on that scale goes a long way towards soothing the feelings bruised by his globetrotting megalomania.

September 7, 2006

Confessions of a Rosales Skeptic

Quico says: Well, imagine my surprise when I saw Alek Boyd over at vCrisis getting all breathless over Manuel Rosales's candidacy. Calling him Venezuela's next president, Alek is sure Rosales can overcome the dirty-tricks up CNE's sleeve to work his way to Miraflores.

I guess Alek and I are destined never to agree on anything, but I just don't see it. At this stage in the game, though, he really should know better than to cite Nelson Bocaranda's supposed leaks showing wildly unlikely polling leads for the opposition's man.

More widely - and here my disagreement is as much with Katy as with Alek - I think it's wrong to laud the "unity of the opposition" behind Rosales' candidacy. The unification of the anti-Chavez political class behind a single contender is just what Chavez needs to pull his tried-and-true mudslinging operation. Because, as JVR and Chavez have noticed - but Alek and Katy fail to see - the opposition political class is wildly unpopular in the country at large.

And, therefore, being backed by the oppo political class as a whole is a net negative for an anti-Chavez candidate, not a net positive.

For my money, the unity of the opposition is an entelechy. The more traditional oppo talking heads line up behind Rosales, the easier it is for Chavez to discredit him as a "widow of puntofijismo."

The one chance the anti-Chavez forces had in this election was to find a credible, charismatic outsider to triangulate the election by running equidistantly from both Chavez and the traditional oppo political class. Only such a candidate could've made progress with the massive block of politically homeless (or Ni-Ni) voters that will decide this election, but who will likely either vote for Chavez or stay home if they perceive the alternative to be a representative of the traditional opposition political class.

Unfortunately, neither of the outsiders who came forward quite fit the bill. Roberto Smith turned out to be credible but not charismatic. Benjamin Rausseo turned out to be charismatic but not credible.

By backing Rosales, the middle class opposition heartland is re-editing the rock-solid "unity" of the first days of the general strike. Once again, we have a "unity" built around a consensus that is universal in the middle class and therefore imagined to be universal in the country at large, because our middle class again and again mistakes itself for the country at large. Unity around the tactical mistake of lining up behind a guy who cannot and will not win over the politically homeless, much less the transactional chavista vote.

My guess is that Chavez is going to win in December without even having to cheat.

Granted, I'm far away, maybe my brain has been cooked solid by the Sicilian sun, imaginably I'm way off base here. (In fact, I really hope so - GOD do I hope so.) But I really don't see this one going well.

September 4, 2006

Crikey! An update from Quico


Katy says: I regret to inform you that it will be another full week before Quico is back blogging regularly. I spoke to him today and he told me he is in the middle of moving and going to a conference, so his Internet access will be scarce and his ability to post even scarcer.

So all you faithful readers will be stuck reading this friendly ghost-blogger's usual rants and accounts. I apologize for being MIA in recent days as well, but all antihistaminically-challenged members in my family (which pretty much means everyone) have a bug, possibly related to the welcome yet unexpected arrival of the austral Spring. So in between nursing and a heavy workload, I have not found time to post something of interest.

I promise to address something more substantial tomorrow, perhaps something about Chávez's intentions of staying in power indefinitely, the government's continued harrassment of the media, soaring crime rates or the government's "projects" with foreign countries.

The only thing that really moved me today was the untimely death of Steve Irwin. As Billy Joel famously said, only the good die young. Perhaps our regular comments poster Jacques Cousteau can put his death into perspective for us. After all, Irwin died after a sting-ray pierced his heart with its tail while filming a documentary with Phillipe Cousteau, so this is right up his alley.

September 2, 2006

Rosales' Chances

Quico asks:

What do you think would happen supposing CNE counts the votes cleanly?


Manuel Rosales would have a good chance to win
Manuel Rosales would have some chance to win
Manuel Rosales would have a small chance to win
Manuel Rosales would have no chance to win



Current results

September 1, 2006

Rosales, in his own words (part II)



Katy says: Manuel Rosales gave a lengthy interview to Valencia newspaper Notitarde. Here is a summary of what he had to say:

  • He repeated his promise to give the unemployed a minimum wage; details are fuzzy at this point.
  • Came out in favour of restoring Central Bank autonomy.
  • Came out strongly (and surprisingly) on voter secrecy and fingerprint scanners, saying "there is no way for anyone to know who is voting for whom, not with these machines, nor with any other established system." He said fingerprint scanners are useless, and only serve the purposes to give the government information on turnout in real time.
  • Said that the main problem with crime is that the courts and the prosecutors are paralysed and overworked.
  • Said that the military must return to what they were trained for, and placed emphasis (not surprisingly) on border patrolling.
  • Criticized the government on its lack of respect for private property, saying "this government does not respect any private property, neither for those who have a small house or a plot of land, nor for those who may have a bigger house, a company, a car or an ice cream store. We all want property, we all want to own what is ours, but this government does not respect that."
  • Talked about defining a new way of redistributing oil rents, using Norway and Iraq (!) as examples.
  • Repeated his proposal to redistribute 20% of yearly oil income in the following way: a minimum wage for the unemployed, and a cash handout to middle class and poor families, defining these families according to certain guidelines to be developed.
  • He promised to maintain social programs called "misiones".
  • Emphasized his record defending the environment.
  • He said that he would look for the "least traumatic" constitutional mechanisms to have a new National Assembly if elected.
  • Came out in favour of abolishing the infamous Media Law, or "Ley Resorte".
(Note: The picture is of Valencia, home of "Notitarde", as a gift to my Valenciano friends for their once-wonderful, now-chavista city)

August 30, 2006

Rosales, in his own words


Katy says: Excerpts from Manuel Rosales' press conference today.

On his signing the Carmona decree: "It was a moment of confusion that stemmed from Chavez's resignation, which he later denied having made. I was in Zulia and I recieved a call asking me to come to Caracas urgently. I went to an event and I signed in attendance... Yes, I made a mistake, I acknowledge that, but it was made in good faith. Unlike Chávez, I did not plan it, I did not spend years plotting a coup that caused many deaths."

On the current administration: "This is a lawless government, that does not respect human rights, freedom or private property."

On his attitude toward chavistas: "If elected, I will do my best to make sure the rights of those currently in power are respected fully."

On the National Assembly: "I will promote new elections to the National Assembly."

Globovisión has filed a report here.

Another one for my collection...

Sorry for the disappearing act, everyone. I'd figured I'd be able to blog sporadically from my vacation, but found out to my slight shock that Internet Points are rarer in Sicily than in Barinas. Living out of a tent is definitely not conducive to the blogging lifestyle. Thanks so much to Katy for keeping the home fires burning...

Anyway, I come back just in time to find out Chavez has been working to fatten up my right-hand column. Great fun.

August 29, 2006

An escalation of cheap talk


Katy says: Caracas mayor Juan Barreto has expropriated four golf courses in the Caracas metropolitan area. At least that is what the Official Gazette says. No word yet on whether this is more hot air or whether they are actually going to invade the lots.

Chinese stories



(Katy says: I thought yesterday's editorial by Teodoro Petkoff deserved translating. In Venezuela, a Chinese story is simply a tall tale, a fishy story; my somewhat sarcastic comments are in italic)

Chinese stories, by Teodoro Petkoff Tal Cual daily, August 28, 2006
Our country's president definitely lives in a fantasy world, one that he builds for himself and his illusions to live happily ever after. Do you remember the movie (and an even better book!) The World According to Garp? Well, there should be a sequel: The World According to Chávez.

This is a man who goes to China and in a country where capitalism runs wild, discovers "21st century socialism." (perhaps we should christen this the "Chavez in China" syndrome)

In China, there is practically nothing left to privatise. The first time a Formula One race was held in Shanghai, Ferrari sold 80 of its ultra-expensive "Testa Rosa" models to China's new millionaires. (I wonder how many they would have sold in Caracas; do we see a Formula One race in our future? Perhaps they could drive from Caracas to La Guaira, although that would be more akin to the Paris-Dakar rally)

Does Chávez know that in China, contrary to what happens in Venezuela, the private sector is not harassed? On the contrary, the Communist Party recently ammended its statutes to define the party not only as "a working-class and peasant party", but to include the emerging capitalist bourgeoisie and the emerging middle class that populates enormous shopping malls filled to the rim with the poshest boutiques Western capitalism has to offer. (I think Petkoff has never been to Sambil)

The only thing left of "socialism" in China (in case there ever was anything that could be defined under this term) is the iron-grip dictatorship of the Communist Party. (with a variant - in China, at least there is a party pulling the strings; in our case, he wants all power for himself) The same thing happened in Vietnam. Chávez had recently proclaimed that there, he had found "his" model of "21st century socialism." (hmm, can there really be a working definition of "21st century socialism" if Chávez is still travelling around the world looking for it?)

The flabbergasted Vietnamese leaders could not believe what was coming out of this extravagant character's mouth. The president of Vietnam's Chamber of Commerce had to come out and say that what our local fantasy-man was saying was "completely inappropriate" and that they did not share this view. (nevertheless, they said they would love to do business with him)

But, like in China, Chávez did not see in either country the exuberant examples of (very savage, by the way) capitalist growth, but rather the dictatorship of the local Communist Party. This is what really appeals to him of archaeological socialism. (that, and the worship of decaying tropical pharaohs)

On another run of ideas, when he speaks of the USA as "a dictatorship", he points out that Americans are subjected to "phone wire-taps", or as we say back home, that phone lines are "pinched". This is completely schizophrenic. (no, it's completely chavista, schizophrenics are ill and are not responsible for their acts)

I assume that our overseas friends must think that in Venezuela, this practice is forbidden and severely punished. (just like Anderson's murder was severely punished)

However, can Chávez possibly allege ignorance and not recall that here, in his own country, phone calls are not only recorded but have even recently replayed on state-owned television? Either this is a case of cynical double personality, or this is a master of deceit at work. (or it's just Chávez being Chávez)

Trouble for him is that, what he says overseas is retransmitted here, so Venezuelans, including for example (chavista deputies) Darío Vivas and Ismael García, who until recently flashed on state-run television, "the channel of all Venezuelans", their own recordings of private conversations, must have been flabbergasted by Chavez's ability to lie without seeing his nose grow. (being "flabbergasted" would require a working conscience, something these two fellows seem to lack)

After having spent almost one of his eight years in power travelling around the world, it would not be surprising to find that, like Jules Verne's character in Around the World in Eighty Days, the man had finally lost touch with reality. (funny, when he talks to his deputies, Chávez reminds me of Dr. Doolittle)

August 28, 2006

The bla-bla revolution


Katy says: I'm feeling low on inspiration lately, partly due to the fact that I have a lot of work, and partly because it's August back home and things tend to shut down in August. But on surveying the news, I am struck by one of the main characteristics of Venezuelan politics: the over-abundance of cheap talk.

Some of the main news items are:

  • A war of words between the Venezuelan and US government over somebody's bags. Memo to both: who gives a rat's ass?
  • Caracas Mayor Juan Barreto announcing that they will take over buildings, golf courses and entire municipalities, and not carrying out any of it.
  • Chávez announcing that China will invest heavily in our oil sector, and that we will double our oil shipments to that country. Aside from the fuzzy math behind this one, when after seven years all you have is plans and more plans, it means you are not doing your job. Furthermore, Venezuela produces slightly less oil than it did at the beginning of Chavez's government, just another sign that the government has yet to put their money where their mouth is (instead of putting it in Panamanian banks).
  • Statoil announcing they will continue exploring for oil and gas in the Orinoco Delta, to go with ongoing plans for the Gasoduct to the South. In the meantime, Venezuela after 7 years still does not export a single whiff or drop (take your pick) of natural gas.
  • Jesse Chacón announcing ongoing discussions regarding police reform. Again, seven years in the making, and they still don't know what to do about soaring crime rates, even announcing that when the reform is implemented, crime rates may actually increase, but that it would be a good sign.
Crime. Oil production. Private property. Venezuela's antagonism toward the US. Natural gas. Topics we cannot afford to just talk about.

In the meantime, Danilo Anderson's killers are still on the loose, and nobody has been convicted for the deaths of April 11th. Pure talk, but nobody actually does anything.

August 26, 2006

The Venezuelan scandal in the Bolivian Book Fair

By Bolivian author Juan Claudio Lechín, La Paz, Bolivia
(translated from the Spanish by Katy)

Two years ago, Venezuela agreed to be the guest of honour at the 2006 La Paz book fair. Upon their arrival, I watched as they set up their stand, and approached them to inquire about a great friend who was supposed to arrive. One of the people in charge, a Ms. Claudia Pérez, told me he would arrive on the 16th. I asked for, and received, the prices of several books. They were standard market prices.

I was beginning to enjoy listening to the delectable sounds of the Venezuelan accent, when some political wire crossed somewhere and, all of the sudden, the guests left the fair with no explanation. A trio from the “Cenal” gave a press conference like the ones we gave at “la Central” in the 70s. The hysterical mob was captained by Ramón Medero (president of Cenal) arguing, with his index engaged in passionate agitation, that this Bolivian fair (one that Venezuela has attended for the last 10 years) represented the “commercialisation of the book.” Imagine that! The representatives of a State that by way of “commercialising” oil receives 150 million dollars a day, throwing in the face of the poorest country in the Americas how they “commercialise” books. What a paradox. All of Bolivia’s millionaires added together do not reach a quarter of Cisneros’s fortune. But the moral scolding to their Bolivian fiefs did not end there.

The bully accused the fair of being “for the bourgeoisie” and that they were with the people, thus taking his equipment to a parallel, insignificant fair that they had previously promoted. Moments later, one of his subordinates, a diplomat by the name of Mr. Bracho, said that, aside from all this, they had not been given enough space to sell the 45,000 books they had brought with them. How embarrassing, I could not believe such an outrage.

The third standard-bearer of “bolivarian” double standards is a man with the face of an anaesthesiologist, official author of this theatrical regime. I met him once at the Cuiabá fair in Brazil. His mysteriousness and bird-like glare made me fear him like you would fear in inquisitor, and in spite of my personal history with Venezuela, I only dared cross a few polite words with him. His name is Luis Britto García, and I never thought one year later he would come to Bolivia to partake in this carnival of Pol-Pot-ian insult, something he did not do in Brazil where, like everywhere else, books are commercialised.

He assured the crowd that “books must be instruments of liberation.” Age has not taught this cave-dwelling man that books are sometimes vehicles of liberation, and sometimes vehicles of oppression (like the one inflicted upon us), fantasy, entertainment, education, etc., but they always remain that: just a vehicle. Books are not an ideological tool but rather a communicational one.

I believe the real goal is to drive Bolivian publisher and importers bankrupt, so that the market can be handed over to subsidized Cuban publishing houses that pay their workers pennies like the cheapest of all oppressing imperialists, and that edit only what the regime wants.

The Cenal did not officially announce their withdrawal to their hosts, the Bolivian Book Chamber, whose members decided to take the high road and announce to the press that, in spite of everything, “Venezuela continues to be our guest of honour.” If rudeness and contempt have reached the minor details, I must assume that Venezuela has already penetrated all that is important in my country: State intelligence, armed forces, energy resources, electoral council, constitutional assembly and the like.

I have been invited to the Caracas Book Fair this November. I wish to say to Venezuelan public opinion that I will not be in attendance. I will not be a participant in any sort of tribute to these bullies.

I regret to have to let the Venezuelan people know of the rudeness of their government toward a country whose only fault has been to receive Chávez with open arms, to hug him, let him speak and bask in his narcissism for hours on end. But he was a Trojan horse with an occupying project. No. It’s not you, the extroverted, friendly, kind, talkative, generous Venezuelan people who authored this embarrassment: it is him and them, the usual lot, those that have been overcome by their vanity, those that have been made imbeciles by absolute power. We Bolivians are a bucolic people, we put up.

But the day comes in which we blindly tear through the oppressors and, like in Jesús de Machaca, we end up eating their bodies. Please excuse my tone, but as the poet Vallejo says: “I want to write but the only thing that flows is foam.”

August 25, 2006

The Economist sizes up our neighbor


Katy says: I have always been curious about Trinidad and Tobago, our neighbor to the northeast. I have never been there but would would love to visit because, aside from being a beautiful place, my grandmother on my mother's side was born there.

The Economist has an interesting article this week ("A Caribbean tiger") on Trinidad and Tobago's current economic boom. It starts off saying,

"IF YOU fly into Port of Spain at night over the Gulf of Paria, you see the island of Trinidad ablaze with lights from roads, suburbs, shopping malls, building sites and a necklace of chemical and steel plants. The facing Venezuelan coast is dark. Since the late 1980s successive governments of Trinidad and Tobago have welcomed private investors willing to develop the country's offshore natural gas. That reverses the statist policies of Eric Williams, a Marxist historian who led the country to independence from Britain in 1962. It is also a contrast with today's Venezuela, where Hugo Chávez has been less keen on foreign investment.

Cash is pouring into Trinidad. It has become the biggest supplier of liquefied natural gas to the United States, and the world's top exporter of methanol and ammonia. Last month Methanol Holdings, a Trinidadian-German group, agreed a loan of $1.2 billion for a new chemical complex. Essar, from India, wants to spend a similar amount on a steel mill. Alcoa and Alutrint, a Trinidad-Venezuelan joint-venture, each plan new aluminium smelters."

Interesting read. Although bullish on T&T, I see many of the same ills there as in 1970s Venezuela. It reminded me of an article by National Geographic from the 70s called "Venezuela's Crisis of Wealth". Hopefully the Trinidadians (or is it TNTers?) will avoid our mistakes of the past.

August 24, 2006

Roberto Smith withdraws and endorses


Katy says: Roberto Smith withdrew from the Presidential race today, and immediately gave his support to Manuel Rosales. I owe it to Quico to comment on this while he is away since initially he was very enthusiastic about Smith's approach to campaigning.

Over a year ago, Smith embarked on a journey that, in the light of today's events, may appear fruitless. Yet, if we take a closer look, we see many of the issues Smith brought to the forefront being picked up by opposition candidate Manuel Rosales and even by maverick comedian Benjamín Rausseo. Smith never made any headway in the polls, but seldom has right equalled popular.

Smith began campaigning when the abstention movement was at its peak. Traditional and new opposition parties were still stained by the Recall Referendum debacle, and had not found a way to get in touch with mainstream voters and ni-nis. Smith's approach was simply to focus on proposals, on giving people hope of a different future and of not appearing to be "opposing" anything but rather "proposing" something. I've read the transcripts of his public appearances and, including today, I can't find a single instance when he has mentioned Chavez by name other than to say he simply is not chavista nor from the opposition.

His message was clear: I am here to offer a way to develop. I want Venezuela to be a first-world country, and this is the way to do it. Even though the details were vague, the approach was fresh. Ni-nis, opposition voters and even some chavistas were sick of the confrontation, and continue to be sick of it today.

Smith came in at a time when traditional politics was at an all-time low. Venezuelan discussion were either ruled by Chávez or by the abstentionist movement. The debate was centered on the electoral conditions and there seemed to be no way out of it. Whether that was right or wrong is beside the point; we were caught in a maze like Theseus, with no thread to help us out and with the minotaur wide awake.

Yet Smith started campaigning, getting back to talking to people about their real problems and the disappointments from a revolution that seems to promise more than it delivers. He seemed to be the first to say "the hell with the marches, go talk to the voters!"

Smith never really had any momentum, partly because he seemed to be too much of a maverick and did not have a team around him to better support his efforts. The distance he tried to mark from the opposition backfired on him, since it left him with no friends in the political world and no organization to help him reap the benefits of the changes in political tides that he either sensed or, in a way, helped create. The outcome was a sheepish concession today, finally seeing the writing on the wall after vowing to get to December come rain or shine.

Still, his contribution was not minor. I think he has a great future in Venezuelan politics, as long as he remembers that all politics is local, and that you need to walk the walk so that people believe the talk.

Oops! I blogged it again...


Katy says: This little item made me chuckle.

Turns out that Caracas is the place in the world where Britney Spears has been googled the most!

So while Chávez insists on Cubanizing Venezuela, making sure we hate the evil empire more and more and preparing us for an inminent invasion, caraqueños are busier than anyone else googling Britney, Hillary Duff and the New York Yankees.

How's that for gringo-lovin'?

I don't know what this says about our country, but it's funny as hell.

Barreto's speech in English, as translated by a reader

Katy says: A loyal reader kindly took up the offer to translate Juan Barreto's speech. Thanks! This is a work in progress, so any suggestions for improvements are welcome.

SPECIAL PROGRAM
INVITEE: JUAN BARRETO (Mayor of Metropolitan Caracas)
Caracas, August 22
Subject: The Inauguration of the Metropolitan Council for Public Political Planning.

Juan Barreto, Mayor of Metropolitan Caracas:
Some public officers have said that we don’t convene. I bring with me all the calls to convocation that we have made to all the mayors, to each councilor, I think that that is not the best politics, to make politics on the basis of a lie.

But not only do we call on the mayors to convene, at their offices, and here we have the reports of the faxes, the emails, but we convene with the press, and here are the press clippings, or they don’t read the press or as a prostitute’s son they should check or they weren’t called to convocation by ignorance, or the invitations did not reach their councils by bad faith, the best way is to reproach us.

As you will see, then, as an argument to ignore the strategic power that we are achieving and with much success are implementing, it is simply unpardonable; fortunately, the public knows where the truth lies.

And as a dead dog I don’t know … as we are not going to continue discussing with those who will go to jail soon, and as we are not going to fall for the trap and the skirmish of those who call for civil disobedience or who prepare invasions of property to confuse the public, to disqualify the honourable politics of expropriation which we have been carrying out, we will attack with everything, that means that we will defend with the truth.

We did not come here to fight, but neither will we allow ourselves to be dressed in lies, we did not come to fight but neither will we permit verbal thuggery, irresponsibility from the media, and glassy eyes of haughtiness from a putrid middle class, dulled by money, try to extract opportunity from public concession. Just as (Leopoldo) López took an office and burned the house of the MVR (chavista political party, Fifth Republic Movement) that he hasn’t paid for yet, by the way, there in La Castellana (an urbanization). Just as Radonsky took out Adolfo, that we are not going to do ourselves as decent people, took out Adolfo, ah, an officer who was involved in a coup that attacked the current Bolivarian Constitution and imprisoned Rodríguez Chacín, who fortunately came out live and well and is still around, and has a good memory, like they attacked the Cuban Embassy, the heroic Cuba of Fidel Castro, just like that we will pay with the same side of the coin by the other side of the face, they say that the party did not divide (allusion to homosexual conduct) but that it divided, I don’t know why. What tendency does each one have? How could they sit next to one another if one is with one current and another with the other? We will pay them with dignity, we will pay them with respect, we will pay with the truth, we will pay with tolerance, but we will not put up with one more lie. We will not put up with one more attack in the municipalities which they say they direct, we will not put up with one more illegal entry by force to the house of a neighbor, we will not put up with that they keep using people, that they keep changing the ordinances, that they keep illegally expelling neighbors of the municipalities that they say they govern.

The law is for everyone and our duty as Metropolitan Council of Government and Public Politics is to tighten the belt of those who try to practice fascism in the Metropolitan Area. And if there is a need for a psychiatrist, we will find Blanco. And if we have to march to those municipalities so that the Law be respected, so that they tell the truth, so that they respect the public, and so that with manliness they show their faces and assume that they are traitors to the public, liars, hypocrites, and I won’t continue saying more because the public knows them by their little faces, the new face of the old politics, the old face, like the mask of the Pharaohs, of the buried mummies. Here we are going to govern them, because it is the people that govern and not the putrid elites, not the neoliberalism with its old and new faces.

(Expletive: Carajo!) No more lies, boy. "That we don’t call for convocations, that there is no coordination, that there are no policies.” Of course! Because we aren’t privatizing lands, because we aren’t expelling people, because we don’t go around doing fraudulent business under the table, because we don’t have bank accounts abroad, and because we don’t have owners, because we believe in the people.

And if you are going to come to this Council, you are going to do so under these conditions, in conditions that the public imposes and demands, in conditions of truth, and in conditions of respect, in conditions of equality. That you respect us, carajo, so that we respect you! That you respect us, carajo, so that we respect you! (sic)

I think that here the little dog of the video went crazy, the video that I have and that I have not wanted to bring to the public’s attention. Here a dog went crazy. I have a video where this boy is with a dog, a dog that went crazy. Do we project it? Do we project the video that shows the dog or do we project the other?

That Council is to tell the truth. This Council is to contrast ideas, this Council is to march together and I am willing to extend a hand and march together, but march together and extend a hand over the base of a good relationship, a relationship of truth, a relationship of respect, a relationship where the fascists don’t have any room, but where popular revolutionary democracy and socialism have the possibility of building a Bolivarian nation, the nation that we love, the nation of the future.

We know how to confront, we don’t fear anything, nor blackmail, nor death. Those who with vests and airs of grandeur leveled on that 11th and 12th of April and then hid themselves will not intimidate us with their armed bands, and just as they try to intimidate in Chacao to Teresita, just as they try to intimidate in the buildings where they say they govern, sectors of the middle class changing ordinances, imposing criteria, changing rights to frontage and imposing new taxes, that is to say, trying to crush the people.

We wait until today to respond to the lie. To respond to the lie in the face of the lie, and to say to the lie that the lie will not be back! Bring your projects, bring your arguments, bring your lawyers, bring your languages that we will discuss in the language that is needed. But that you better not keep repeating blasphemies that are nothing more than offenses to the citizens. I’m not offended by anything anymore. Of me everything has been said or almost everything. The only thing that has not been said is that “he was a fascist” and that will never be said.

Therefore, and with all respect, if you want confrontation, we will give it on the street. If you want conciliation, we will give it on the street. If you want debate, we will give it on the street, if you are looking for a fight, we will fight on the street, and if you are looking for agreement, we will agree before the public, not in “conciliábulos”, not in “cenáculos”, not in elite circles nor in red district bars in Las Mercedes. And if with these rules of the game and these conditions that we are clarifying in no uncertain terms, you want to come together, then welcome. Welcome, welcome to the debate and if with these conditions you do not want to attend, you are just as welcomed. We will continue to discuss and will continue to build. This is the third reunion that we are having in the Teresa Carreño Theatre in just two days, yesterday in this Hall we had a swearing in of the Metropolitan Cultural Council, not with any different people that are likely here today. Yesterday we swore in delegates of the Metropolitan Council for Participatory Budget Planning, in this same Hall, at another time. And today we will hold a swearing in of delegates of the Metropolitan Council of Public Political Planning, a group responsible, elected directly by the people, for the people, to serve the people, and not supported by any transnational group, consulting service, a power space (?).

Here we will bring, for example, the project that we have ready for the expropriation of the golf links of La Lagunita, and the construction of an urbanization for the middle sectors, with an integral park, because we have conducted serious studies that show that the square meter of lawn of a golf link consumes what 20 families of ten people use to survive in one week, and that is why the large golf clubs are being moved away from the large cities, so that 183 people can play, better it is that 1,800 people live.

And now we will see them at the front, protesting “Don’t mess with my hole”, their little stick (golf club) in their hand and accompanied by whomever wants, López Sisco, Colomina, and their large etcetera of walking cadavers.

We already have created the project for use of La Carlota (small inner city airport), and we will also submit it to consideration, to debate, and to the discussion of this airport. We have created the project of different nuclei of endogenous development in all the Metropolitan Area, incorporating those municipalities where popular sectors have been excluded from the best lands. The land in the Metropolitan Area has to be redistributed. The land cannot be privatized, we are of the land, we belong to the land, the land cannot belong to anyone. The land is not for enrichment, nor for privatized use, nor for the construction of luxury condominiums, the land has to be for life, the land has to be for health, the land has to be for happiness, and the land has to be distributed in terms of equality, and that applies to agricultural lands, to urban lands and to lands for use in condominium.

And we are in the street to ratify, with the Metropolitan Council of Public Politics, the Decree of the Territorial Sectorial Law, the ordinance, approved by the Metropolitan Council, where we apply conditions to all those buildings that are more than 20 years old, that have been inhabited by people for whom the rules of the game have been changed and we will submit the illegal ordinances to the consideration of the Supreme Tribunal of Justice. We already have the writ and we are waiting for the date so that with a march we can take it to the Supreme Tribunal of Justice and repeal all those illegal ordinances that have been approved at the margin of the law in different municipalities, (issued to) those citizens and all those inhabitants of the Metropolitan Area.

And if we have to expropriate complete municipalities, we will do it. So that they remain as councilors, because certainly they have also trampled on the councilor, and they will also see more of us in their municipalities, you know? Walking the streets liberally, with the people, let’s see if they don’t bite and become fascists, let’s see if they don’t take out their little pots. They are capable of respect and tolerance, but we, too, are capable of respect and tolerance. But we will not respect and tolerate lies, infamy, defamation, or fascism.

Here, there is space for democracy, here, there is no space for intolerant fascism. A ka intolerance fascists, Stalinism.

If you want to talk in democratic terms, with soft hands, all the misses that are here with us, the smiles of all the children are within your reach, the fraternal embrace is within your reach, but we will not accept that in a private reunion we come to agreement and afterwards you come out declaring another (expletive: vaina). That is why I did not call you for any more convocations, so that you would come crying to (my) desk, asking for help in the Tribunal. Thank goodness I have it recorded because in the office I record everything, so that you can’t say to me that that is not so, López. Because you are both cowards! One knows scoundrels and says (expletive: coño), this character like he.. then, we will say as Graucho, how does he want others to treat him, as a gentleman or as we really are, or better yet as Mario Moreno Cantinflas: "Excuse me for calling you a gentleman, it’s just that I don’t know you".

August 23, 2006

The irresistible lure of crap

Katy says: I vowed to stay away from the topic of Barreto's tantrum (for sanitary reasons, mainly), but the more I think about it the more I am convinced: we should not pay too much attention to it.

There is nothing we learned from Barreto or from chavismo yesterday that we did not already know. That they hate private property? We knew that. That they hate the middle class? That too. That their weapons are insults, intimidation and vulgarity? Check, check, check. That they want to expropriate golf courses? Fine, let's see them try it. I think the whole spectacle merits pity and sadness, but we should not be outraged.

This is a clear provocation, intended to get the opposition to start marching, banging pots and pans and being all squalid again. They want to take us back to 2003. They need the guarimbas. By appearing to radicalize their discourse and their policies, they want to get us to radicalize too. What they want to accomplish by a mutual radicalization is for the political center to be free again, free for the leader to take possession of once he gets back from Timbuktu or wherever the hell he is currently, giving away our money.

The risk this strategy entails is that, if radicalizing your position does not create the effect of radicalizing the other's position, you are basically handing the political center to your opponent. That is the opportunity we should be focusing on, and we should grab hold of it. If only one party radicalizes, the political center is left to us.

The message now should be that Venezuelans have a clear choice: they can choose somebody who does not believe in private property or somebody who does. They can choose someone who divides and hates, or somebody who wishes to govern for all. It's simple, really.

There is an old adage saying that when your political opponent is falling off a cliff, don't try and push him or you risk falling off with him. The best thing to do is to step aside and let your opponent self-destruct. Today, outrage would be a bad advisor. We should be careful in how we react and use Barreto's tantrum as a symbol of the Venezuela we do not want. We shouldn't react hastily. We should keep our cool.

Dollars for the wealthy while the fat man sings


Katy says: The internet is abuzz with Caracas Mayor Juan Barreto's tantrum last night, where he proved once again what a disgraceful, bigoted human being he is. I will not comment on it. I will not allow myself to morph into a scatological researcher for the purpose of mincing through the words coming out of chavista leaders and their supporters. Besides, my fellow bloggers Miguel, Alek and Daniel are doing a fine job getting the word out.

My interest today lies in what this is intended to cover up for. Could it be that they want us to forget the government has announced an increase in its subsidies for the wealthy? See, when wealthy Venezuelans travel abroad, the government subsidizes them by offering dollars at a rate cheaper than the market rate, as I have explained before. The government has announced an increase in this massive subsidy, right when schools are out and people are flocking to Disney World to forget that Venezuela is in the hands of people like Barreto.

Instead of threatening to take away their golf courses - which I believe will never happen - why not take away their subsidized cash?

August 22, 2006

A hospital and a count


Katy says: I'm busy with work these days, so I will only be posting lightly. There are, however, two news items I wanted to mention to get the comments going.

Item #1: Last Sunday, Chávez inaugurated a new Children's Cardiological Hospital in Caracas. It appears as though the facility is well made, well-designed and contains state-of-the-art technology. If that is the case, then congratulations. After all, the much-maligned IVth Republic managed to inaugurate more than a few hospitals in their heyday, it was about time chavismo started doing the same.

However, it appears as though access to the hospital is going to be restricted. I am not clear on the details, but Veneconomy alleges only patients from the Barrio Adentro system will qualify, but I checked the transcript of the ALó Presidente show and it was not clear what they meant. The Director of the Hospital says today that they will only accept children referred to them from eight public hospitals. She says, quite clearly, that children coming from private institutions will not be accepted. She also says the hospital will accept children from other Latin American countries.

Again, the details are fuzzy at this point, and the Health Ministry's website does not clarify much, but something is not right if the hospital accepts children from other countries and does not accept Venezuelans who just happen to be treated at private institutions.

Finally, the hospital does not appear to be functioning fully, in spite of having been inaugurated last Sunday.

Item #2: Benjamín Rausseo is on the record today saying his candidacy "has not deflated." Bejnamín, ol' buddy: when you're being asked about your candidacy having deflated and you have to come out and deny it, it probably means it has deflated. Seems like the writing is on the wall for this little adventure.

August 21, 2006

A surprise from the NYT


Katy says: As I begin reading today's newspapers, I see that the New York Times has a couple of recent articles on Venezuela.

One is a fairly tedious one about the boom in scotch sales in Venezuela. Yes, Venezuelans love Scotch, and yes, high oil prices mean Venezuelans will drink more and more expensive Scotch. It has happened before and it will keep happening. Big whoop.

The other article was a bit more interesting, although not much new there either: Chávez's strengthening ties with Iran and other radical Middle Eastern states. A few things I found interesting: that the tractor factory Iran installed in Venezuela is actually functioning, that soon we will see Iranian Khodro Samand sedans rolling around Venezuelan streets, and that the Samand is actually not a horrible looking car (see picture).

The shocker came when I saw the list of most emailed articles... the article on Chávez and Iran is - at 11:34 AM Eastern time - at the top of the list! I wonder what that means.

August 18, 2006

A parting thought for the weekend, courtesy of Yasuri Yamileth


Katy says: The singer of the reggaeton-du-jour Yasuri Yamileth (aka Panamanian songstress Catherine Severino, not the girl in the video btw) is in Caracas, and the "in" crowd held a bash for her. The petro-dollars come and go, but the joi-de-vivre remains the same.

Can this be a country on the cusp of total cubanization?

Can any self-respecting revolution allow this kind of behavior? You don't see this stuff in Minsk, Havanna or Tehran...

Is "bochinche, bochinche, bochinche" our only real political movement?

'Til Monday. Behave folks, if not ... les saco la Yilé.

Compiling a photographic record

Katy says: I am going to ask Quico's loyal readers for a favor in an experiment I have in mind.

Any time you see a pro-Chávez sign in a government building or institution such as this one, I'd like to know about it. So I want to ask all of you out there to take and/or circulate photographs showing electoral publicity for Chávez in a government building, and I'd like you to send them to me.

Bruni is doing a great job of covering government advertising in her blog. We should do the same with government publicity in public buildings.

So any time you go to a hospital, a courtroom or a school, and see publicity for Chávez's re-election, please snap a picture and send it to me. Any time you drive past a government building and there is a picture of Chavez, take a pic and send it. Include whenever you can the place where the photo was taken, and the date.

My email is katycaracas@hotmail.com.

I will make sure these are published on this website. Confidentiality is assured.

La pelea es peleando - cuento con ustedes.