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How do you consider Venezuelan democracy?
With much uncertainty
With uncertainty
With medium uncertainty
Without uncertainty
With no uncertainty
Current results

(I swear this is not a malicious translation - the original question in Spanish is just as weirdly non-sensical...plus, what the hell is the difference between "sin incertidumbre" and "con nada de incertidumbre"?! What kind of baboon structures a poll response this way?)

How do you consider President Chavez's policy to foster cooperatives to counterbalance monopolistic neoliberal enterprises?
Excellent
Good
Fair
Bad
Terrible
Current results

(Good thing that's not a leading question, huh?)

How do you qualify Venezuelan democracy today?
Very revolutionary
Revolutionary
With characteristics of both
Conservative (Puntofijista)
Very conservative (Very puntofijista)
Other
Current results

And to think they say NAOR's polling isn't professional!

(Sorry, no idea why the spacing got so screwed up...)